I want to infiltrate the gang. Shiny: (between punches) Givemebackmyson! Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Xavier: Don't know. Xavier is actually a human male in a mental institution and has dreamt up the show on his own while staring at a Rorschach test inkblot. Probably the weirdest show [adult swim] has ever produced (and that is saying a lot), Xavier was largely one huge Mind Screw, with the title character speaking in a near-continuous, stream-of-consciousnesswell, stream of dialogue ranging from narrative and conversation to puns and portmanteaus to "unintentional" double-entendres and callbacks. Xavier is uniquely abstract, showing concepts in a way thatinstead of using thematic devices such as plotcreates connections in various patterns to prove a point. Weiner, take all! Mexican Gang Leader: Are you guys messing with me? Yeah, I dumped your wife! One step ahead of the policia. Seven's a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Skeeter-Beast: Sorry, but I'm with someone who doesn't lie about who they are on the inside. Xavier: Well, I'm not surprised about how much I like to do crime. Whos this? WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Of course, I could in this vein swap to Sadako from Ringu but I think Kayako is much cooler. Caveman: Take that! Xavier: Ahh. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Honkey Dweeb. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Portal 2. Mocho: I'm big now, but I recently dropped 230 pounds. Hold. Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. Townie: So you use your powers to save people? Harder. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. First Xavier: If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup? You're flying all funny. Xavier: Well, you just had every cell in your body passioned. Relax. We just got our new shipment. Web. Ooga-booga. A note on It Makes Sense in Context and Makes Just as Much Sense in Context: To save time, we will only clarify which one something is on the rare occasion where it does make sense in context. Xavier: People, hurry, get *in* the way! And now it's time for me to walk away. All rights reserved. Xavier: If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer. Burbury Visitor Info: One moment, please. Gang Leader: I'm the leader! Oh yeah? Second Xavier: 'cause I'm already married. Mocho: It's kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. Xavier: You and I both knew what we had couldn't last. Youre the un-me. [laughs], [Chief Master Guru proceeds to play dead again]. Xavier also started as a parody of this (complete with mystical music playing when he talks) before getting a more wacky personality. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. Succotash is a fast-talking Christian DJ who constantly tells his listeners to "Call us up and win some cash!". But the love of my life is a lady named "Ramblin' On.". I'll make sexism my b*tch. Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. No, I called you, and you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard. I always did it like this. We can be like Beauty and the Beast. 3. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Hold. Mexican Gang Leader: I like. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. So huge, it hurts! WaitSorryIMeanDrugs! Ok! Mexican Gang Member: I can't see. You're so strong! Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. the woman he's having sex with is his mother. Xavier: I better take a look at you stat. So closewas the phrase that pays, and we give praise, bow your heads. I think I've just fucked my eardrum temporarily. Valve Corporation. Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Tude: Man, I must have wolfed a mind-burrito, because I just had a massive brain fart. Shiny: You give up your game, and I'll get you a job at the Jobby Job Center. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. No thanks, Im full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast! We're a dying breed. Xavier: Now's not the time, but your brother died of shameful lifestyle choice. While traveling back to the present in episode 6, Xavier goes too far and ends up in the year. Processing. When a redneck dies after. Xavier tries to ask a caveman if he's seen it, but isn't sure how to describe it, so he makes a drawing of it on the cave wall. My visual connection to this beautiful world has been severed! Xavier: You are supposed to be dead right now, but here -- 20 bucks. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Created by PFFRthe minds behind Wonder Showzenfor [adult swim], Xavier: Renegade Angel is, on the surface, about an angel who has defected from Heaven. Like most folks, I've always been different. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats. Now, we can get into the semanticalities Xavier: [smokes a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. "I han't never seen him this heated since The Incident! Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Mexican Gang Member #3: Mocho, that's not why you like to kill on the toilet. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Things nearly blowup in their faces, but Xavier employs some quick think and tasty treats to avert catastrophe. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. (The reporter gestures to a crude drawing of Xavier.). The show ends with Xavier informing you that your TV screen has frozen solid just before it cracks. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Go on. Mocho: You got a ghost to bring us cuckoo-bread. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. The Judge: By proclaiming your innocence, you admit that you are on trial! Brat: I want universal oneness. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. Bully #2: What's the matter, Ch-Ch-Chicken? Xavier: Does anyone know how to get to the lake the lake? Some o' them crazy cookies. Maybe he does it because you're stupid. Wherever there is injustice, I was there. Soldier: Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you? Confront your future. Quotes.net. And a breakfast nook A sauna. Happiness is murder. Xavier surrenders his own freedom to the whims of a spoiled child to save dame humanity. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Mexican Gang Member #4: Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. Processing. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. Woman 2: I gobble them while they gobble my filth. Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier's gratitude starved heart shrieks out "Abandon ye lifequest!" Im voice impressionist as a hobby and I have a mean impression of Xavier. Are you so dumb, youd even answer rhetorical questions? Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Adult Swim fan, you may want to pass on this one What is the Spanish language plot outline for Xavier: Renegade Angel (2007)? (thinking) Its haunting elegance is so restrained. Xavier: What kind of stupid name is "Yoohoo"? Robby: Closure?! WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Clumso: Whoopsie Doodle! Television Reporter: I'm here to announce that we have discovered the oldest cave drawing known to man. Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory-joggin' dance. This project was completed with assistance from the Georgia Film Office, a division of the Georgia Department of Economic Development. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. What's that? Join our community of over 1,500,000 Screenwriters! Also I'm really depressed yay. I like it.". Mexican Gang Leader: We just ordered a pizza, and when it comes, you have to kill the deliveryman. Well I eat balls for breakfast. Perhaps you can answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time. Yes, made it! But its too late, you snoze, you lose. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. (a phantom fist emerges from the guru's head and punches young Xavier in the face). Xavier: No time to gab. Man: He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! Absurdity! "Kharmarabionic Lotion": The town of Lotion, New Mexico makes so much money off of oil that they buy the network which makes the show, then sell it to Arabs at a profit. Web Valve Corporation. As a result, for the last minute or so of the show, all the dialogue is in Arabic. It's traffic every one second! WebXavier: Chief was deep. Mexican Gang Leader: Now everyone will know the Locos are crazy about postmodernist aesthetic contextual reframing. Me, I like to kill on the beach. X2: [teasing] Yes, avenge me. [gets shot; hummingbirds fly out of his head]. See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. During his travels, he learns more about his I have the cure right here. (Shiny has been tossed into a vat of molten metal.). Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. Well Im gonna be the bigger man, and hang up first- ugh dammit! For this is my destiny Clumso: Uh-oh! Disk Jockey: We're back! [distorted] Processing. You'll catch the feline aids. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. I'm tough enough to join your little gang. Mocho: I secretly groom and train poodles. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Bully: I hope y'all can play it 3 feet up your ass. Xavier: Society is about to end, girl. Xavier: You may have gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers. But not like the others. Mexican Gang Member #4: I thought this was my year. I mean, unless you count the power to blow MINDS with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. Xavier: [after he angers the Aztec sun god] You people have angered the Gods! Xavier: Well, if that's love, I'd like to make some love (shakes his fist) to his mouth. Hello? WebXavier: Uh, nothing. And a cot. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. And a WiFi hotspot. I vow to ramble these worlds and find the evil ones who did this to avenge your death. Burbury Visitor Info: Welcome to Burbury. You could say it started when I was a kid. But I eat balls for breakfast. Hello!" ("Shiny", a metallic drug dealer, beats Xavier as he lies on the ground.). We just flushed ourselves a death sentence. Bully #2: Is that f-f-freak h-harassing you? She wants it harder. Xavier: Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? Mexican Gang Leader: He's only the biggest drug dealer since Truman. Like most folks, I've always been different. Xavier: Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. Xavier: I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner Man #2: My eye! Web Valve Corporation. Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come. Xavier: I believe that we are all one. I'm doing it! They'd call me names. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? Look at this cat. Mexican Gang Member #4: I like to kill to music. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner Hello? (The employee and the customer both attack Xavier.). Xavier is mentally ill and hallucinating the entire series. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner Oh yeah, I dont polycotton to coping tropes, even my own. Are you prepared for this moment? WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. Come give it a try. When a town is infected with a mystery virus, Xavier must use his healing abilities to save and his brainbilities to stump a evil computer. Clip: is that you Grandmama. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. Oh, the cops wanna hone in on my heal-deal. I'm a feminist. Ill call your bluff, Ill see your penis with your mouth, and I raise you, with my hand. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. [vomits] Which reminds me. Just slice and insert! Sorry for beating you up before. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him.Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. Still being moving June: (interpreting Popo's sign language) Popo's urging you to dismiss the power of your rational mind. [sobs]. Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen. Hold. it is simply an inkblot on a Rorschach test a psychologist is showing Xavier in a mental institution, heavily implying the reason it appears so frequently is that the whole show is merely Xavier's elaborate hallucination as he stares at it. Hold. I'm standing right here. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. What he doesn't know is that I'm using reverse psychology on him. Here's my card. Xavier: Pain is never the fault of the feeler, it's just the fault of your actions you consciously chose to make. Solider: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form. The Everchild: Don't you see? People toss those words around like tennis balls. Xavier: Well, I'm a good farmhand, and I don't need much. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. I'm the one who asked. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Let's check in on the 5 W's. Factor: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Skeeter-Beast: That'll give you time to reflect. Destiny. But not like the others. Mocho: Here's why I never take off my shirt when we go swimming. WebXavier: Chief was deep. Well when God was passing out insight, you thought he said that when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, cause your soul has diarrhoea, of the mouth, faucet! All rights reserved. Xavier: Well, Ma'am, I suppose I'm seeking a deep strata of truth. Valve Corporation. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? LOTE EN VA PARQUE SIQUIMAN A 2 CUADRAS DE LAGO SAN ROQUE. Xavier: Stay hidden for while. Whos this? Xavier: I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. You can feel my hot breath on your neck. Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! Xavier: Did I? Xavier: Life. Xavier: My god. Absurdity! Television Commercial: Clumso the cookie chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Mexican Gang Leader: Now phase two. 3. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. They wouldn't give it to me, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out.
