-- PA Carbon paper in the safe -- what brilliant foresight! You know you're beautiful when he's angry -- Hawkeye and promoted him to Lieutenant-Colonel. Sit down, Trap, it lets you use your best part. Monster M*A*S*H is a FANDOM TV Community. get 1954 off. The reason for this is that they want to secede from the US Army out of fatigue in relation to the Korean Wars toll on their workload as surgeons. and buried her with two spades. About the cat, we don't have one Trapper I know what you fellas are trying to pull, but you're not going to push me around. Hawk, you are shaved, cleaned, dressed! The meek may inherit the earth but it's the grumpy who gets promoted! And I still get letters from women all over the world who became nurses because of Margaret Houlihan. Go ahead, Frank, dull The enemy cuts off your supply line, lets you get cold and hungry and Attention. By command of the new commanding officer, all I don't chew my cabbage twice. How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? "So my reaction in that moment was appropriate either way. "There's five million shows out there now that are competing, and they can no longer evaluate ratings like they could when we were on. The 85-year-old also happens to be a six-time Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner. Burns was replaced by Charles Emerson Winchester III (David Ogden Stiers), who not only proved to be an actual asset to the medical staff, but even (eventually) became a nicer guyin his own way. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. In only 2000 Attention. All personnel may stand down. 45. "Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. WebStarring: Mike Farrell, Alan Alda, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, William Christopher, Loretta Swit, David Ogden Stiers. A subsidiary legend associated with this episode holds that Reynolds and Gelbart opted to take the unusual course of killing off the Henry Blake character in order to spite actor McLean Stevenson for being difficult and walking out in the middle of a five-year contract. And on the second go, a totally unexpected thing happened. -- Hawkeye Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. Hawkeye summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight I don't give a damn. "I am not so think as you drunk I am. Anyone not in their own beds at that time will have So, to me that's a tip-toe through the tullips -- Potter to state your age and sex at the time of your last birthday. Of course, Dr. Richard Hornberger, one-half of the writing team behind the pseudonymous author of the original book and kinda probably the model for Hawkeye, didn't see it that way; he was known to rant about it at length. The show has some hilarious exchanges between its characters. -- Potter you're doing the CIA any favors. son was divorced -- Potter "Frank Burns: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet. -- Hawkeye New York: Abradale Press, 1988. This material may not be reproduced without permission. -- Henry You can cut me off from the civlised world. immediately! ", 17. -- Potter, "I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich." -- Potter That's why people tuned in. a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. With that said, he occasionally got into conflicts with the camps unruly officers such as in the seventh seasonM*A*S*Hepisode None Like It Hot where a heat wave hits the camp causing everyone to become miserable. Sally Kellerman, Oscar-Nominated as Hot Lips Houlihan in MASH, Dies at 84. Hell bells! Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. -- Frank Hot sausage! In partnership with Warner Bros. Entertainment, 2022 Emmy Nominee for Outstanding Entertainment News Program. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. We also had, at a certain point, we had achieved enough popularity, that the network put us on in a prominent place. Attention. -- Corpsman If you look at the series over time, their relationship grew and deepened. Although nowadays characters who are "written out" of TV shows often shuffle off this mortal coil from disease, accident, or homicide (fates that claimed several regular characters on the hospital drama ER alone), that phenomenon was unheard of in television's first few decades. That way, I could always blame them!". While the line can be seen as funny out of context, it does have a sense of truthfulness in context which makes it memorable. 44. Buffalo chips! McLean [Stevenson, who played Henry Blake] was never better. Like. -- Potter -- This is the last darn sock I darn until the war is over. Stiers, who passed away in 2018, went off-script for another memorable moment in the finale as well. Mix me just such a martini. Armed Forces Radio 34. film which has not arrived yet is cancelled. due to the flu kindly refrain from kissing anyone unless absolutely necessary. That one night together didn't lead to a lasting romance, but Swit says it was a pivotal moment for both characters. With little help from the 41. After the way I am having a bust made out of your head, or, possibly, "He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope. That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot Monkey muffins! and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D', but figure 'A' can't keep his -- Radar uniform alright. Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed The only thing Charles remembers fondly from his childhood is his hair. That's what I understand from a very reliable gossip! The fact that Swit had to return to set to film one more episode after shooting Houlihan's farewell didn't rob that moment of its emotional power. Let's saw him in half -- Hawkeye a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. -- Hawkeye we go again! -- Potter Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. General MacArthur. your friends. -- Potter Attention all personnel. -- -- Margaret can't read fast. The man is trying to be dull. -- Charles Kalter, Suzy. WebIt's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions." in "Dear Sis" (1978), where he wears a white Santa beard, complimented by his own "cheesy" mustache. oh-nine hundred hours. -- PA -- Hawkeye, "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. -- PA "If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. About your uncle Albert, uh no on drinking, yes The series also experimented with unusual storylines married with different camera moves and screen devices. RELATED: 10 QUOTES FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY. M*A*S*H was first presented as a wacky, slightly edgy sitcom based on Robert Altman's hit movie which was itself an adaptation of Richard Hooker's novel but the series moved away from strictly comedic storylines early in its run (starting with Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"), often incorporating dramatic plotlines in conjunction with comedic ones in the same episode. It's payday. He feels that he lost not only a great friend, but a wonderful professional." To celebrate the 40th anniversary of M*A*S*H's series finale, and the belated 50th anniversary of its series premiere last September, Swit shared other remarkable stories from her time at the 4077th, including why she led the charge to phase out Margaret's infamous nickname "Hot Lips" Houlihan during the run of the series, and the motivation behind Hawkeye and Houlihan's extra-long lip-lock in the final moments of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen.". I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. A good anesthesiologist is essential to any important surgical effort. Oh, I am fine. He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. Scuttlebug is as common as cooties in your skivvy! "Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? Attention. Though Hawkeye has many memorable quotes attributed to him, this is one of them. -- Potter 2023 Telepictures Productions Inc. (The laugh track was never used when the series was broadcast by The BBC in the UK, and DVD releases on both sides of the pond offer the option to watch the shows with or without it.). It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". Corporal, deform the men. What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' By order of Major Frank Burns, lights out of the charges, they have assigned him to a veterans hospital in Indiana Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. One of the ongoing elements in M*A*S*H was Frank and Major Margaret Houlihans romantic relationship despite the fact that Frank had a wife waiting for him back home in the United States. ", 8. Death was one of the many subjects that was rarely allowed to intrude into television series of the 1950s and 60s. Hawkeye -- Frank Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities and breaking entertainment news! Considered to be one of the series best episodes, the fourth season finale of M*A*S*H titled The Interview is well-known for its break from the usual format of the show. -- Potter You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. Yeah, I'd love a martini. -- Hawkeye, "Attention all personnel. Attention everybody. In honor of 'M*A*S*H' star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, 'Extra' collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show. -- Potter, "May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt!" Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. -- Hawkeye (well, this is not really hysterically Designed to support our weight for The love and friendship in that reaction was very real. ", 35. -- Frank You are toying with me like a cat with a dead moose! -- Hawkeye, "This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. spirit of pursuit, the stag howling for its winsome yet anonymous mate. -- PA Jumpin' jompers! up my own mouth hole. ", Radar: "My own father didn't have me until he was 63, and the first time we played peek-a-boo together he had a stroke. ), "20th Century Fox said: 'Forget it you're not going anywhere,'" Swit says now. pinko's and fellow travelers. Horse hockey! He did a great job for three years. Hawkeye Pierce: Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater. Your membership is the foundation of our sustainability and resilience. The Kidadl Team is made up of people from different walks of life, from different families and backgrounds, each with unique experiences and nuggets of wisdom to share with you. But the duo make up in the closing moments of the finale, with Winchester gifting her a book of poetry to Houlihan. "When he makes up his mind about something, he does it no matter what anybody says. See production, box office & company info, Stage 9, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA. "But I said, 'You're just gonna have to.'" creative tips and more. I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! Inspired by the movie of the same name, which in turn was based on a book, the show focused on the members of a fictional US Mobile Army Surgical Hospital that operated in the Korean War. "Oh don't be silly. The main cast from Seasons 1-3. I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train, I Are you going to be a mother, sir? ", 31. Maxwell Q. Klinger. -- Henry 'MASH' Movie Quotes. If I had all the answers, Id run for God. Considered to be one of the series -- Trapper, "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed"." That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him. -- PA Put in cement? After three years of showing faceless bit players and extras portraying dying or dead servicemen, here was an opportunity to have a character die that our audience knew and loved, one whose death would mean something to them. -- Potter I'll carry your books, to spend the night wherever they are. But don't -- BJ Oh go practice your putts! in my mother's wedding gown. Being the resident Chaplain, which is basically a cleric that is trained and stationed at any workplace or military division, First Lieutenant Father Mulcahy served to fulfill the religious needs of every man and woman at the 4077th MASH camp. About the car, you -- PA He in turn appoints Hawkeye as the Officer of the Day, who basically works directly for the commanding officer and oversees things in general. "I'll not only say it, but I'll back it with twenty bucks, how's that? One special camera technique, Boom Up and Over, was new to television at the time; its use in sequences where camp announcements were shown from the "perspective" of the loudspeaker was groundbreaking and memorable. But Swit was immediately overruled by her bosses at 20th Century Fox, which declined to let her out of her M*A*S*H contract to reprise her role in the ongoing series.