tf2 demoman quotes

When Miss Pauling lies to him about Soldier's betrayal of their. ", "Wuh huh ho! The best thing is to win without fighting at all.' ", "And then I'll grow yer arse's arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah heaven's heathen", "Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-", "Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit (sobbing)", "Everyone thinks I'm God damn it (weeping)", "Any one of you (belches) Everyone, damn it (sobs)", "Gonna take down to the pain train station in train town", "And that's what ya' get for touching that! You take away the Demoman's explosives and give him a sword, shield, and funny shoes to fight against a team of mercenaries wielding rocket launchers, high-powered sniper rifles, and miniguns. Killing someone with a critical strike from a sword results in the target being decapitated by a vertical swing. To "maul" someone is to beat them up, usually causing savage wounds in the process. ", "I don't think they saw that one comin'! Each class is distinct in looks, personality, and accent, and has a set of weapons and equipment unique to them. from dankmemes. The Ullapool Caber is a "potato masher" hand grenade. He says one of the following: The Demoman pulls out a set of bagpipes and plays them while dancing. "Soldier's a goner!" "There's a spy creeping around here." "I've seen better sides of been beef run over by a combine." "What in Sam Hill were you thinking, String-bean?" "Teleporter down!" "Dispenser down!" "Sentry Down!" "Spy sapping my teleporter." "Well, I guess that's that." "Damn, dagnabbit!" Tactics Thankfully, playing as Demoknight can make dealing with Spy a little easier (especially if it's one that relies on their knife), since it's much easier to chase after and whale on them with a. Scotty himself is Scottish like the Demoman. You are a mistake of nature! Spy: Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly. Is that, [Singing] "I don't know, but I been told: I'm a pretty unicorn! And I'm all out of eyes! ", "This is not a robot tea party, sparkbags, this is robot war! I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone! He's very well-mannered when Miss Pauling visits him in WAR!, and he's capable enough to simultaneously tackle being a globetrotting mercenary in addition to two other unknown jobs, all for his mum. ], Demoman: "I got a manky eye. I told ye they were a buncha' wee lasses! - after killing a Soldier. This is a reference to double malt Scotch whisky, which is made by blending two single malts. ", Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Soldier_responses&oldid=3353607, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. "Hey, Private Haircut, I might've taken a bit too much off "Lot o' good that Soldier trainin' did ya! The kilt is a traditional knee-length garment originating in 16th Century Scotland. ", "DOMINATED!" "This is my world. Put them in a tub with scented candles. Men, Sun Tzu is an idiot! ", "You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets! The Demoman does not have a smiley face under his crotch plate in this video. Quotes "FREEDOM!! See you soon. You maggots stink and that's why we won! ", "DOMINATED!" The Scottish Resistance can guard multiple entry points to make approaching always unsafe, set up and manage distinct sticky traps, disarm enemy Demomen's stickies, or even just for direct combat if they are very good with predicting their target's movements. [Sotto voce] "Boy, I have something I want to tell you about the Engineer. A private reserve is a set of bottles generally of higher quality set aside by the manufacturer of alcohol to sell for special occasions. A. a accelerating accelerator accepted access acknowledge acknowledged acquired acquisition across activate activated activity adios administration advanced after agent alarm alert alien aligned all alpha am amigo ammunition an and announcement anomalous antenna any apprehend approach are area arm armed armor armory arrest ass at atomic . ", "This is my rank up, there are many like it, but this one is mine! ", "You got the stripe, son! Over and out! I'm going to trot into the forest and pick. ", "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster. The achievement is a portmanteau of Glasgow and "0wned", a phrase commonly used in gaming to refer to an individual being shamed, usually by getting killed, by another player. You hit an enemy with it, he blows up, and if you manage to survive the explosion yourself, you're left with a scrap of a grenade that does pitiful damage and can only be restored by going all the way back to your team's Resupply Cabinet (located next to the spawn point). Demoman 2 yr. ago It get sad when I hear it now 2 Yourboy_thatguy 2 yr. ago I'm more of a digital love guy myself but yeah robot rock's pretty good too. ], [Cut to Demoman, sitting in a room full of explosives. [Sotto voce] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine", "I love the smell of a rank up in the morning! I'm a black Scottish cyclops. One of the best TF2 Demoman weapons are grenades, which you can throw around corners, onto battlements, and through windows. It's a melee weapon. - after a decapitation kill. The name of this achievement is based on Valve's co-op shooter Left 4 Dead. The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos. I've got yer nickel! ", "Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit! You got a bloody Demo, don't ya? He shared his class update with the Soldier, much like the Sniper and Spy. ", [The Demoman bounces a grenade off a wall and gibs a pursuing Pyro. ", "Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost! ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. And you'll burn fer it, Merasmus!". Such as: "If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!" -domination line. "I came here to kick ass and have two eyes! ", "I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face, "They're goin' ta bury what's left of ye in a soup can! The Demoman spins around, thumps his chest twice, and makes a V-Sign with his fingers. Scout: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall. Bad Pipes and Mannrobics were added to the game. "Wizard! Fixed a server crash caused by the Demoman's taunt kill. These are made by ', The closing screen features the following disclaimer: "All information regarding Demoman grenade behavior was obtained from Australians believed to be reliable at the time. These responses override the default responses for that category. Talk about sneaky AF! [Quietly] No offense, brain maggot. The Demoman jumps into the SS DeGroot - a small rowing boat, painted with the team's color and a white stripe around it with a handwritten registry on the back - which pops out of the ground; he then sits down and starts rowing, occasionally looking around and saying drunken gibberish. A Michel De Montaigne I was a lawyer for 12 years in New York and Sweden. This is Soldier, by the way. I was just getting warmed up! Demoman Tf2 Yer a back-pokin' snake, and by God you'll die like one! I'll kick you back to whatever hell you crawled out of! Though almost close to being close to the damage of a fully charged headshot, it deals the most damage out of all melee weapons in the game. ", "We only went a bloody did it, didn't we? In "Blood in the Water", the Demoman shows a rather contemptuous attitude towards the Sniper and his parents' lodgings. ", "You worthless lady-bots get back here and fight! "Freeeedooooom!" A caber is a large wooden pole used in the caber toss, an event practiced at the Scottish Highland Games. By comparison, the Sniper is a highly specialized class that solely focuses on the precise elimination of targets at long-range. ", "Ahhh! ", "I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe!". Join Login. [Sotto voce] "Call me later, we can talk about our day. "Laddie" is a Scots word for a young boy. ", "You are scum! Scout: I'm gonna headbutt ya! ", "Sun Tzu said 'Winning a hundred wars is not the best thing. Unlike the Demoman, he elected to be fitted with a glass eye. Added Conga, Square Dance, Skullcracker, Flippin' Awesome, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spent Well Spirits, and Oblooterated taunts. The Scots Guards are a regiment of the British Army. That's what I do. In the USA, "plaid" can also refer to any cloth with a checked pattern, similar to tartan. The Quickening is the phenomenon which occurs when one immortal decapitates another, acquiring the sum total of their power, knowledge, experiences, and skill. In doing so, the person usually does not know where they are aiming and is thus shooting "blindly". Popular Original Order Random. It is a disproportioned World War-era German Model 24 Stielhandgranate "potato masher" grenade, with a white Mann Co. logo stamped on the head and black wrapping tape around the stick. Soldier: Maggots! This is a play on the phrase Killed in Action, or "KIA", which is used to describe a soldier who has died on the battlefield. Amen. Hats of this style are commonly associated with pirates. ", "I don't want to jinx this, men, but we are guaranteed to win! ", "There is nothing unusual about this man's head! A page for describing Quotes: Team Fortress 2. ], Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Demoman&oldid=3005536, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. Let's go cause some more trouble! ", "Are you all trying for a Section Eight? Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. That's right, whoo! There wasn't room for one. I'm a drunk and glorious man! ", "Someone jumps at me, they're hitting the ground in pieces! This page was last edited on 19 February 2023, at 15:13. A targe is a small shield that was used by the Scottish Highlanders up to the 18th century. ", https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Demoman_voice_commands&oldid=3335424, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. That book's the Bombinomicon! ", "I will open up your chassis and use you all as a latrine! "Merasmus! One of his more famous quotes, used at the end of. ", "What's that, brain maggot? Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content! The TF2 gang are clear favourites among folks making these edits, and I'd be surprised if the Source Filmmaker scene doesn't go hog-wild plugging AI-generated lines into their vids. Nah, they're terrible! A Boisterous Bruiser and a cheerful drunkard, Demo enjoys nothing more than blowing everything to bits while chugging on Scrumpy (a harsh cider coming from western England). I told ya they were a bunch o' wee lasses! ", "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back togetherIN HELL!". In earlier centuries, the entire west coast of the country was sometimes referred to as Argyll. ", "I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up! We'll get 'em next time. ", "Let's show these muffin-tops what the wrong end of a rocket launcher looks like! Trainspotting is an iconic 1996 film set in Edinburgh, Scotland. ", "Men, we are tied, and that is just another word for losing! "Private eye" is a term for a private investigator. ], Demoman: They've got more f-[long censored]-s than they've got the likes of me. I need a roommate. A narcissistic braggart with an ego the size of the Soviet Union, Scout is always ready to hype himself up with overly-inflated praises and trash-talk his enemies. ", "Buck up, lads! Someone who is traitorous or unpopular is often referred to as a "Judas", after Judas Iscariot, the apostle of Jesus Christ who betrayed Him. ", "'Course we won! Finally, if combined with a shield or Kritzkreig Medic, the caber can crit, dealing up to 390 damage in one hit. then the only thing you have to worry about is landing, one of the most pleasant people on the team, prancin' aboot with yer heads fulla eyeballs. Because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands! Robert Roy MacGregor, often simply called "Rob Roy", was a famous Scottish outlaw and folk hero from the late 1600s and early 1700s. Since sticky-trapping practically requires the Demoman to tunnel vision, Spy can shut this down by backstabbing him while he's preoccupied (or even when they're busy looking forward to airblast stickies). "That's a right pretty bra-washer ya built, ya big ugly girl!" - Demoman to Engineer Demoman will never get tired of insulting the Texan toymaker each time he throws a wrench into his plans.. ", "I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts. Taunts are character-specific animations that can be manually triggered in-game. Showing 1-2 of 2 "What makes me a good demoman? This does not include voice responses or voice commands . Team Fortress 2- Demoman Theme Extended - YouTube 0:00 / 15:04 Team Fortress 2- Demoman Theme Extended Adon Trowbridge 2.34K subscribers 1.1K 92K views 9 years ago This is the theme for the. ", "You better hide, wizard! ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, accompanied by bagpipes. The Demoman then fires two grenades, destroying the Sentry Gun. He also appears in Star Wars: The Old Republic, The Orange Box and Dota 2. Operation High Dive was a test of high-altitude parachutes using dummies and was a precursor to Project Excelsior, the latter setting a jump altitude record of 19.47 miles. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. There's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven." "Dominated, ya blubbery Bolshevik!" "Awww.. There's a new angel in heaven. They trade off the main loadout's powerful area of effect damage for increased health, damage reduction, an extremely fast dash attack, and a powerful, long-range melee swipe. This obviously reflects the fact that the Demoman only has one eye. This page was last edited on 15 November 2020, at 02:31. Like these quotes? ", "Stand back and watch how it's done, lads! Moreover, he's an obvious baseball fan, given his baseball cap, bat, and sports . Awoo-ooh! ", "Dinnae worry, lads, we're turning this tide now! The closest Captain Kirk (William Shatner) ever came to speaking those words was "Beam me up, Mr. Scott" in the film Star Trek IV. ], [Cut to a close up of the Demoman's face, still chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy. ", "I feel like every bone in me body's broke! You can't see it, but I'm saluting you right now! ", "And that's what yeh get for touching that! Tropes Media Browse Indexes Forums Videos. The Demoman pulls out a witch's broom and proceeds to ride it, hovering above the ground. Between his and Soldier's rocket jumps, Demoman's fling him a lot further at the cost of dealing more self-damage. When he goes back up, he raises him arms for a second, then goes back to having a fist on his hip and the other swinging. ", "Are we done? A Demoman simply fires a Stickybomb into the ground, runs towards it, and just as they pass it, detonate it while jumping. However, the Pyro has one tool that the Scout doesn't the Compression Blast. A targe is a small shield that was used by the Scottish Highlanders up to the 18th century. Dinnae tell anyone [sotto voce] I brought a lot of bloody bombs! Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. ", "Are we done? The Demoman gestures towards his head and then performs a head butt with another player. I am a robot, I don't understand anything! The Demoman's Bottle is branded "XXX"; this typically means strong Moonshine, an illegaly-brewed beverage. You win! I'm strong. This is a reference to the 2006 movie 300, where King Leonidas prepares for the final battle against Xerxes and commands his forces "Tonight, we dine in hell! But nobody got a prize but us! "There can be only oneeye." The name of this hat is a reference to English rock band The Jimi Hendrix Experience. ", "If there is one thing I hate more than losing, it is tying! ", "Yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen. The Demoman tosses his Ullapool Caber into the air, catches it, shows it to his opponent and uses it to whack the area in front of him. Demoman's catchphrase is "KA-BOOM!" Demoman uses a grenade launcher as his primary weapon, a sticky bomb launcher as his secondary weapon, and a glass bottle as his melee weapon. 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